Naughty Miami

Naughty Travel Guide to Miami

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Lips Drag Show

1421 E Oakland Park Blvd, Fort Lauderdale 
tel. 954.567.0987

If you want to dine in style, then Lips is the place to go. There’s a themed dinner + show for every night of the week including Gospel Brunch, Dining & Divas and Twisted Broadway.

This is a place full of energy and verve, where even the menu dishes have stellar names like Misty Eyez (Atlantic salmon,) Jazlyn Alize (chicken breast) and Alexis Couture (Seared Ahi tuna).

Shows are often interactive, so you can get on stage with your favorite drag divas and win great prizes to round your night off in style.

A fantastic evening of high energy, sexy shows and gorgeous food.



Trapeze Swing Club

5213 N State Road 7, Fort Lauderdale
tel. 954.730.8121

South Florida’s premier swingers’ club, Trapeze promises a night of indulgence, adventure and exploration.

The clientele is a mix of regular members and visitors, and the club is run to an extremely high professional standard, so it’s ideal for those who just want to swing by and indulge their naughty side for a few hours.

There’s a luxury bar and lounge, plus spacious playrooms and three BYOB bars.

You can even get a fully guided tour before 9pm so you can see exactly what you’re signing up for and what delights await you later on in the evening.

Everyone is welcome here - open-minded couples, single females and single males. One of the mos upscale swingers’ clubs in the country.


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29 NE 11th Street, Miami 
tel. 305.829.2911

A 24/7 ‘ultraclub,’ E11Even is a true assault on the senses. One part nightclub, one part strip club, and 100% superclub, it’s got something for everyone, from huge LED screens, private VIP rooms, a personal DJ booth, conversation rooms and four 24-hour service bars.

Check out the show nights where you can sit back and enjoy sexy Cirque-style entertainment, acrobats, aerialists and exotic burlesque and plenty of great strip shows.

Yes, it’s a strip club ‘masquerading’ as a nightclub, but it just means you get a little bit of everything!

They also get some big names appearing here, from Diddy and Drake to Skrillex and Jamie Foxx.

One of the few places you can indulge your naughty side as well as catch a celebrity or two.



2355 NE 163rd Street, N Miami Beach
tel. 305.956.5726

Billed as ‘the ultimate gentlemen’s club,’ Dean’s Gold is a high end club full of gorgeous girls, exotic entertainment and discreet, professional staff.

All you’ve got to do is sit back in one of the plush booths and let everything come to you.

Every seat has a great view of the stage and your glass is never empty as the table service is A1.

You can hire your own room for some private entertainment (pretty much anything goes…) and it’s very women-friendly, too. Seriously hot girls, here!


Topless Pools
Various venues

Most Miami hotel pools are ‘toptional,’ so don’t be afraid to get (top) naked and kick back around the pool with a cocktail or three.

With the prevalence of social media and everybody obsessed with taking pictures on their phones, some people can feel reluctant to go topless as they never know where their picture is going to end up.

But Miami is so laid back, so body-positive and just a relaxed party city, that nobody is going to look twice if you want to sunbathe or party a little ‘au naturale.’

Try The Delano, Hotel Victor or The Standard, all in South Beach, for the most topless-friendly hotel pools.



10800 Collins Ave, Bal Harbour

The only nudist beach in Miami, this is the perfect place to kick back after the clubs kick out.

Skinny-dipping is a must-do activity to freshen up after all that dancing and there’s a really nice vibe down here, with like-minded people just looking for somewhere chilled to come down after a night on the tiles.

It can just as busy at night as during the day but, if visiting after dark, do be extra-vigilant in respect of your belongings.

It’s easy to forget where you’ve left your stuff, and easy for others to take it. 


1513 SW 8th St, Little Havana 
tel. 305.643.7820

An iconic bar back in the 1930s-1950s, Ball & Chain is still very famous, hosting live music and colourful shows most nights of the week.

It’s a sultry den of iniquity, the perfect place to come and enjoy seductive Latin jazz, energetic Salsa nights and the best Mojitos in Miami.

The inside is rustic and intimate, while the outside courtyard and stage is where all the action happens.

Expect fireworks, plenty of jazz jamming and a seductive night of sexy singers, dancers and a few pyrotechnics.

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